Dear Internets

I’ve been one of your best customers for a while now. I’ve dabbled in YouTube, wallowed in Myspace, dipped my toe in Blogspot and Live Journal and a thousand other ways to procrastinate.

I thought I’d let you get to know me now, but as I paid for the privilege like some sort of sweaty old business man on a conference trip to the midlands you have to act all interested in what I have to say and nod politely and show a bit of nip like a good ‘pay by the hour’ companion.

I thought I’d better get this domain thing paid for before the Bedroom Tax (oh no she’s political) kicks in and it’s all Pot Noodles and second hand hats.

So this is where you’ll find me when I’m not Macro shotting the shit out of something or watching weird films or trying to change the world one Creme Egg at a time.

I used to love shoes until I realized nail polish is cheaper and easier to store.

You can see that at http://may-belater.tumblr.com/

I still love The Smiths, hair metal, pop music and a bit of shoegaze. I still love Manchester, even though it’s getting harder every rain soaked year. I love Yorkshire where I used to live and left my best friends there. I illustrate, do logos (real legit, vinyl door stickers and everything) and collect miniature things.

Drag Queens showed me more about makeup and deportment than my Mum ever did and I thought my nana was Bette Lynch when I was little.

Pleased to meet you.